讲给孩子听的万圣节趣话集锦

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讲给孩子听的万圣节趣话集锦

万圣节马上就要到了，华府妈妈为您和您的孩子收集了以下这些万圣节的趣话集锦，让我们捧腹之余再帮助孩子学点万圣节的文化和习俗吧：）



Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
A. Spelling.​


Q. What is a skeleton's favorite drink?
A. Milk,it's white and good for your bones.​


Q. What would you find on a haunted beach?
A. A sand-witch!​


​Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Wrap!



Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A.  Bamboo.​


Q. Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?​
A. The Ghoul Scouts.​


​Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.​


​Q. Why do witches fly on brooms?
​A. Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.​




Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His trans-parents.​


​Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!​


​Q. What do witches get in hotel?​
A. Broom service.​

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Q. What is a vampire’s favorite cheese?
A. Monster-ella!



Q. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?​
A.  A NECKtarine!​


​Q. What’s worse than being a five-ton witch?​
A. Being her broom!​


Q. Why do vampires need mouth wash?​
A. Because they have bat breath.​


​Q. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?​
A. Lots of blood tests!



Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.​


​Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!​


​Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.​


​Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A.  He had no-body to dance with.



Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.​


​Q. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost?
A. It didn’t have a haunting license.​


​Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?​
A: Because he wears a size “S”.​

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Q： What do skeletons say before they eat?
A. Bone Appetit!

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